James turned up at his first day of training and was immediately removed from the training ground by the black and white security contingent as they thought he was a crazed fan trying to get a glimpse of the newly promoted premier league stars.
James was later brought back into training by the latest of a long line of messiahs mr chris hughton and they introduced him to the players as there new signing from nottingham forrest James Perch.
But even after this introduction the black and white superstars were still somewhat bemused.
Local arsehole Andy Carrol said "well the gaffer brought this playa roond carld perchy.. i was leek who the fooks this guy gana dee. I mean hadawey and sheet leek"
Strong words (if that's what you can call them) indeed Andy.
This has carried on with young Perchy in the city centre as he tries to attract young ladies on a neet ooot in the toon.
To put it bluntly, nobody knows what or who he is or why he is even here. That is what is upsetting young Perchy.
He has started wearing a name badge and walking around with his newly adopted father Chris Hughton just so people know this young chap has a purpose in the world.
Well for perchys sake I
do hope everything goes OK for him.A Bemused Perchy looks on :(
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