In the North East seaside town of Redcar there was a young lady who was suffering from a very bad bout of flue.
Her moods were effected and she became very ratty. She had a headache and various other nasty things that caused this young lady to leave work early one day and have the next day off.
For privacy purposes this girl shall remain nameless so lets call her flora schmiff.
Flora was at her whits end and did not know what to do. She was upset about having to leave work early and have another day off so she decided to look for some alternative therapy. That is where the horses came in.
Flora thought. Right hang on a sec, me poorly, me like horsey, me go get better. So off she went.
Your Races was the venue of choice, although her friends who have promised to reimburse her for her days wages (but im sure flora wont be taking this money) they were very sceptical.
Any hoo flora went and bish bash bosh, some gg's and cider made this girl better.
I don't often say this but this is a mircale. Flora has been cured by horses. She even celebrated by having an all weekend bender.
Well done flora schmiff, you have opened our eyes to a whole world of alternative therapies.
Im off to see a zebra about my genital warts now.
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