Simon Cowell Is Going To Get Well Marred

I tell you what.

I have never been a massive fan of X Factor by any stretch of the imagination. In fact I despised the show. Until Jedward came in that is.

These two young ghetto gangsters from the mean streets of Ireland are the future. The future demise of X Factor. Imagine this if you will. Jedward who can not sing at all, win a singing competition and knock all of these glorified karaoke singers off the show. Where will X Factor be. Dead. Marred To bits. It will take the biggest Marring known to man.

So I fell in love with Jedward as you would. One of my other loves is Wham, and in particular the Wham Rap. That song is shit hot. Takes the piss out of all the bums who live on the dole and think they can have a good time. Tell em George:

Hey everybody take a look at me,
I've got street credibility,
I may not have a job,
But I have a good time,
With the boys that I meet "down on the line"
I said, I - DON'T - NEED - YOU
So you don't approve,
Well who asked you to?
HEY!
HEY - JERK - YOU - WORK
This boy's got better things to do
Hell,
I ain't never gonna work, get down in the dirt,
I choose, to cruise.



Is that good or is that good.

Anyway Jedward were gonna perform this tune to there rapping capabilities and rock the socks off the public and judges. But OH No. At the last minute they have changed the "Theme" of the night to Soul.

Now tell me, what soul song can pimp daddy jedward sing? None thats what.

That my friends is why Simon Cowell is going to get the marring of his life if Jedward go out this weekend.