All Geordie Marring in the Pipeline?

We at The Daily Marrer are pretty certain that the Geordie nation will be torn apart when professional Geordies Sting and Cheryl Cole go head to head in a marring contest.

Cheryl was not impressed with Sting's recent comments about the x-factor. Sting was quoted as saying, "That X factor is fucking dump like. None of those plebs they've picked off the streets can sing. It's TV karaoke, it's harming the music industry and I divn't fucking like it!"

As a fellow pleb picked off the streets (outside The Golden Chip in Heaton, Newcastle), Cheryl Cole took the comments personally. "Bang out of order Sting, like. I'll not be copying any of his songs in the future. If he shows his face near ITV studios, I'll fucking 'ave him."

The Daily Marrer is not one to take sides in any marring contest. In this case, however, we agree with Sting's comments and hope he gives Cheryl a good marring before heading over to Simon Cowell's house for some post marring marring.

Either way, it promises to be a good marr-off. There is no indication as yet as to whether or not The Police will be involved.